I am the real slim shady

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

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greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

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ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

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retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly